Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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^ A true factSet the Delta to come on 5 minutes before the alarm clock so I come down to a kitchen smelling of coffee and a jug ready. Stove top perc for intense café solo, cafetiere for a more rounded intensity and another one to take to Travel Inn and Premier Lodge for proper coffee when I wake up. Oh, and a Tassimo for when people come round who don't know the difference.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:59,
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cafetiere to put chopped liver and milk into for a super posh wank to stop you crying like a home sick boarder whilst staying in shit hotels and too frightened to get a good whore(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:46,
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