Control FreaksPeej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."
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chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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you don't talk in front of the television, you ghastly pilchardyou drink vodka and eat chocolate in front of it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 17:44,
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^Another lonely alcoholic. (, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 18:23, closed)
it's more tragic than thati'm not much of a drinker. it's really just neat evian :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:16,
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and you profess to not liking real honest bitter artisanal chocolate but prefer milk choco vegetable fat(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:34,
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Fuck yeahArti's anal chocolate can't compare to the charms of the milky bar kid
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:37,
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be whisky and pension talk next. such has qotw become(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 20:09,
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