Controversial BeliefsSome mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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If your significant other consistently leaves 1 sheet on a toilet roll.They have no respect for you, and basically the relationship is over.
If the last sheet has been removed, then laid over the top of the cardboard tube, they're probably seeing someone else.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 17:48, 14 replies)
What if she shits into the tube and folds the last sheet onto an origami penguin to decorate the top?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:10,
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Or what if she uses the last sheet to make a KKK costume for a newly coiled out turd and performs a puppet show with it?I'd say that was love.
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rofl harris, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:32,
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Then it's true love and you should marry her.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:39,
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ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU CUNT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 18:35,
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he's too busy weeping in horror at that one tin in the cupboard that's facing the wrong way.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 20:17,
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this^^I second this and it made me to lots of lols
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What if she gets a new roll and smears a little bit of shit onto every single sheet, then rolls it back up?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:20,
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What if she texts you on the way home asking you to pick up some more toilet paper?(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:25,
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What if she dares to put a roll of Charmin on the holder, even though you've told that stupid bitch REPEATEDLY not to buy it because it blocks the pipes?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:39,
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What if you find a little bit of poo on your toothbrush?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:44,
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What if she saves up her shit until you're asleep and snoring, then explosively releases it over your open mouth?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:01,
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Fucking stop it, I'm crying with laughter here.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 12:10,
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