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Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them (Your grandad's a racist - no need to tell us, thanks)

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:06)
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I've found a photograph of myself from 1870
so at some point I will travel back to the past.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:40, 1 reply)
An Instagram of you playing dress-up
is not evidence of time-travel, emvee. Shame on you for trying to trick us.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 14:52, closed)
Nah it's true, hang on, I'll find the pic...
The photo on the left is me from 2013actually that's late 2012, the one on the right is a genuine photograph from 1870. He even does that same weird eye thing that I do in photographs.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:14, closed)
Haggard hipster dresses like Victorian and looks very slightly like Victorian.
Entire internet is AMAZED!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:39, closed)
To be fair, he looks exactly like you'd expect a sex pest who poses as a photographer to lure vulnerable skagheads into his grotty bedsit to look.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:17, closed)
He's probably quite chuffed with that attempt at a 'tache too.
I bet he strokes it and tries to tell himself that it's becoming thick and manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:03, closed)
Sometime between now and 1870,
you're going to get a haircut.

Do try to avoid falling out of any windows, when the Timecop comes for you.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 17:02, closed)
I've actually had that haircut
but then I shaved off the beard :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 May 2013, 8:17, closed)
Now we know who to blame when the fabric of time and space begins to unravel.
Unless the beard grows back, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 May 2013, 9:08, closed)
It's a bootstrap paradox

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:57, closed)

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