Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Last night...My mates and I were walking around town and my mate said, 'Hey, lets go to the Irish bar'.
'Is that the one where your ex works?' I reply. He replies in the affirmative and off we trot. As we walk into the bar I notice three girls working behind the bar. Two are fit as f*ck, and the other one, while not ugly, just pales in comparison to the other two. I didn't know which one was his girlfriend, but I made an assumption that it couldn't possibly be the less attractive one.
We sat down and my mate said he'd call his ex-girlfriend over to serve us. So in my eternal wisdom I said, "Yeah, but just don't get the fat ugly one". So off he wanders and returns a short time later with...yes..you guessed it. The fat, ugly one. I must say, the next few minutes were a little awkward.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)
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