Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Wasgoing to post this in last weeks question but it fits here much better. There's a copper in out local area who has a serious personality problem.
Anyway he was spotted locked outside of his house one day, the rain pouring over his long depressed coppers mug as he waited for his father to return home. A neighbor spotted him and took pity calling him into her house. As he sank into her kitchen table he just sat staring into the distance not even attempting to talk.
Feeling somewhat awkward Mrs. Clunes looked outside and spotted her washing on the line.
"Oh no my washing!" she cried, which stirred our hero, who looked up at her, square in the eye and said "Mrs. Clunes, I couldn't give a fuck about your washing".
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 May 2011, 15:44,
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Hero.Absolute hero!
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