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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Little lies
Meeting my auntie's new boyfriend for the first time.

At the end of the night, he gets his phone out to get a taxi home from the pub.

'I don't really like getting taxis. The drivers are normally Pakis.'
'My girlfriend's Asian, actually...'

(She's not really, I just wanted him to look like a right dickhead.)
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:44, 21 replies)
Ahhhhh
I've been waiting a while to do that. :D
(Bushcricket, Thu 12 May 2011, 16:51, closed)
Only the ones that drive Paxis

(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:15, closed)
I bet he still fancies The LOVELY Konnie Huq though...
And that WAS a nice bit of deletion from the Sammi wannabe too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 May 2011, 17:17, closed)
Don't forget Navi Rawat.
Oh, and Shilpa Shetty and her crotch-flashing sister. Or, for tghat matter, any number of gorgeous girls of Indian and Pakistani heritage found all over the place.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:39, closed)
Yeah but The LOVELY Konnie Huq is the one that even the BNP approves of.
;p
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 May 2011, 17:42, closed)
Ah, I see.
I don't know anything about the girl other than she's attractive -- is she supposed to be half-Anglo-Saxon or something, or are the BNP just being hypocritical fucktards as usual?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:28, closed)
Nah, I just like trolling Stormfront by suggesting that they could improve sales by giving away free posters of her and Rachel Weiss.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 May 2011, 18:33, closed)
You evil twat!
You just gave me the idea of trolling said forums.
Now all I need is an open proxy...
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:54, closed)

Is she your secret Asian, man?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:39, closed)

This song was stuck in my head for days already. Anyway, I always thought it was jews that were given a number.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:36, closed)

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