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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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I have very broken insides (the poo making bit)...
Which mean that I have to take steroids, lots, but to minimise the side effects and make sure they get to the area they need to treats they go up rather than down, if you catch my drift.

So anyway for a reason that I don't still fathom I left some of my bum pills (http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100003522.html) on my desk. My colleague, who we shall call Mark for that is his name, found them:

Mark: What the fuck are these?
Me: What does it say on them?
Mark: [reads packaging]
Me: Ah, those would be my little waxy torpedoes of anal steroid fun!
Entire office: [Silence][tumbleweed][church bell]
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:08, 10 replies)
I can see
I'm going to be making more use than usual of the clicky clicky this week if they continue to come in like this:-)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:21, closed)
In my case, I've just aspirated a bogey.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:29, closed)
at least you like pinecones, eh?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:16, closed)
I've still
got that pinecone too!

Well I do like pinecones, they're pretty...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:33, closed)
But are unsuitable as Torpedoes of Anal fun
As the barbs stop them coming back down.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:45, closed)
adds to the excitement surely?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:47, closed)
i like pinecones, too
and conkers
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:18, closed)
I like caressing conkers
...a little TOO much, perhaps

mmm, shiny...
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:50, closed)
And so smoooooooth!!!!!
They should be chocolates, God put them here to tempt us.
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:18, closed)

(, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:49, closed)

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