Only today...
(Well yesterday now - but I haven't been to bed so it still counts...)

Talking to the prettiest girl at work (which considering that the department has over 200 staff, means she's quite the looker) when somehow I found myself talking about the only male marsupial animal who has a pouch. Not sure why as we don't work in anything related to zoology.

Anyhow, somehow the info that the male Yapok (a south american aquatic marsupial) uses it's pouch to hold it's genitalia to avoid getting it entangled in aquatic vegetation failed to impress her.

And since I'd just been speaking at length about the cloacae of monotremes meant she now thought I had some weird obsession about non-mammalian reproductive organs and backed away looking scared.

(which as I type this strikes me as odd - as she is clearly a mammal, and so wouldn't be part of my supposed special "interest"...)

no apologies for length - just the lack of holes...
(jugglinbob Not giving a damn since:, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:44, 5 replies)

A girl
who cannot share your sense of wonder at monotremes is a vacuous basket of insignificance. Your life is infinitely better for not having her in it.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 13 May 2011, 4:17, closed)

^ This
What a complete cunt this girl must be.
( rofl harris, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:44, closed)

maybe you've hit on the answer
just say 'look, it's OK. I'm not interested in your fanny'.

That should clear it all up.
(username failed moderation, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:21, closed)

So you stick your fingers up an echinda's bum for a living then?
Lovely job.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:44, closed)

You smooth talking fucker.

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 15 May 2011, 21:38, closed)