Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Don't have to be a bummer to know that.Any man who claims that he doesn't know what semen tastes like is lying.
Every man, without exception, has almost broken his own neck trying auto-fellatio. Some have suck-seeded. Most haven't. But they've all tasted the fruits of their endeavours.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 1:52,
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Nonsense - I had this conversation with a bummist only the other day - he opined the exact same thingI have never tasted my own spunk, and have absolutely no interest in doing so. Likewise I have never eaten my bogies. No interest.
So that's absolute nonsense and you're a nonsense, you nonsense.
Good pun on "suck-seeded" by the way.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:46,
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Thank you. I'm here all week. (The puns don't improve, though.)
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:18,
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*Ahem*cheater.
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