The drunken bloke sat down next to me, indicated the girl I was talking to, gave the horn sign and said "Phwoar! Your girlfriend's alright!"
"That's my sister."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:55, 9 replies)

har!

( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 13 May 2011, 9:56, closed)

"Phwoar! Your sister's alright!"

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:57, closed)

That's my girlfriend

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:26, closed)

one and the same!

(waxdart hello., Fri 13 May 2011, 10:32, closed)

incest is best

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:51, closed)

Only to Bert

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:07, closed)

And then you fucked her.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 13 May 2011, 11:29, closed)

happened to me
I was at work and my sister had popped in for a quick word.

We dont share a large amount of family resemblence, I rarely introduce work types to my family, plus the fact that shes a burd and I have a Y chromosome, may be mitigating circumstances but after she left one of my male colleagues announced she had great tits.

"Thats my sister...."
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 14 May 2011, 8:54, closed)

"...and yes, she has."
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 15 May 2011, 20:56, closed)