Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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A couple of years ago I was waiting in line for a club when 2 scantily clad teenage girls walked up to meOne started going on about how she's lost her purse and can't get into the club blah blah blah, maybe I could help her (cue playing with hair and fluterring eye lashes). I replied:
"You'd better start walking home then"
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:55,
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shurely .. "You'd better start sucking my cock then"
(, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:18, closed)
A similar experienceI was once in a dodgy pub in my home town playing the quiz machine when this girl comes across talking to me. (Must have been a long time ago, that never happens now!) Anyway, I dropped the jackpot and she asked what I was going to do with it.
"Oh, I'll probably just waste it all on booze and mucky women", says I.
Stroking my arm and fluttering her eyelashes she says "I'm not mucky".
"Out of luck then aren't you love" I say as I pocket my winnings, finish my drink and start to leave.
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 22:49, closed)
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