Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Sharing a sudden flash of random brilliance early one morning I said to an attractive, head-down bum-up, co-worker 'I dont know why they call them cold sores when really they are eyesores'.
'Thanks Uzzard' she said, looking up at me with her previously unnoticed blistered bottom lip quivering, the hurt in her eyes somehow reflected in its swollen golden bubble.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 14 May 2011, 9:29,
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