There's a time and a place......
One summer many, many years ago myself and girlfriend were in Christchurch (earthquake? what's that?) staying at her friends. After a trip to town with said friend, we caught the bus back to hers.
It was standing room only, so we grabbed onto a pole (sorry Wojczek!) and settled in for the journey.

Lots of talking amongst the passengers ensued, until strangely and coincidentally, all conversations seemed to stop at once. All, but for one.....

There were a group of 5 or 6 late teen girls on the back seat talking loudly, and as all other conversations died nearly at once, we could hear one loud and clear voice exclaim:
"... well, my boyfriend thinks beastiality is perfectly alright."

Then it dawned on her that EVERYONE on the bus had heard it.
Everyone on the bus just looked around at each other with the look that said "Did I just hear that right...?"

That bus was as quiet as a tomb for the remainder of the journey, save for the sound of hot rubber on sticky tar seal......
(Sebulba continues to fight evil with evil....., Sat 14 May 2011, 11:02, 3 replies)

My mum was on a bus
and in a seat not far from her was a woman with "A spoiled brat" that kept demanding that mum should give ( him I think )some more sweets. Anyway this woman kept telling the aforementioned little monster that he had had enough sweets for today and would he please "shut up". So he did.... for about 2 minutes then at the top of his voice he yelled "IF YOU DON'T LET ME HAVE SOME MORE SWEETS I WILL TELL EVERYONE ON THIS BUS THAT YOU DID A WEE WEE IN A BUCKET!" Of course this poor woman went a lovely shade of crimson and all the other passengers suddenly fell silent.
(Mackeson_drinker, Sat 14 May 2011, 11:49, closed)

I haven't heard that one before
"Phwooar, love. Your tar seal's all sticky, and I'm going to ram my hot rubber up it now."
(ubergeekian, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:25, closed)

I thought a "Tar Seal" must be an aquatic mammal of some kind
Well, they make a change from sheep.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:17, closed)