This one time I used a perfectly innocent idiom
but I did it in front of somebody with a physical disability or who was a different race or religion or sexuality or maybe they just had red hair or fuck it they could have been a girl or something. Anyway, right, I said this thing that could only possibly be interpreted as offensive to this other person if you were to strain like you were shitting a watermelon through lederhosen and oh god it was so embarrassing because everybody ignored the obvious meaning of the idiom and assumed I was being massively insensitive and a horrible racist and sexist and that and they all stopped talking and shunned me for like the rest of the year as if I'd quite literally cut off a baby's head and worn it like a clown nose.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:15, 9 replies)

You are a very bad man
People like you should be locked up for the good of society.
( MatJ LOOK, Sat 14 May 2011, 18:43, closed)

I wouldn't waste money on locking us up.
People like me should be clubbed with hammers then ground down for mulch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 May 2011, 19:03, closed)

For the story's sake....
... it would be far better if you learnt to construct an intelligible sentence.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 14 May 2011, 21:29, closed)

You fucking idiot.
No offence. But you're a fucking idiot. I'd waste a few well-constructed sentences explaining precisely how and why you are a fucking idiot. But you're almost certainly too much of a fucking idiot for it to be worth my while. Love you. You fucking idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:54, closed)

I like this.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:00, closed)

Wouldn't you need a really big nose to support it's weight?
Or alternatively some really good elastic.
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:55, closed)

LOL
I googled then giggled
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:21, closed)