
ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
( , Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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but I did it in front of somebody with a physical disability or who was a different race or religion or sexuality or maybe they just had red hair or fuck it they could have been a girl or something. Anyway, right, I said this thing that could only possibly be interpreted as offensive to this other person if you were to strain like you were shitting a watermelon through lederhosen and oh god it was so embarrassing because everybody ignored the obvious meaning of the idiom and assumed I was being massively insensitive and a horrible racist and sexist and that and they all stopped talking and shunned me for like the rest of the year as if I'd quite literally cut off a baby's head and worn it like a clown nose.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 18:15, 9 replies)

People like you should be locked up for the good of society.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 18:43, closed)

People like me should be clubbed with hammers then ground down for mulch.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 19:03, closed)

... it would be far better if you learnt to construct an intelligible sentence.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 21:29, closed)

No offence. But you're a fucking idiot. I'd waste a few well-constructed sentences explaining precisely how and why you are a fucking idiot. But you're almost certainly too much of a fucking idiot for it to be worth my while. Love you. You fucking idiot.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 23:54, closed)

Or alternatively some really good elastic.
( , Sat 14 May 2011, 22:23, closed)

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( , Sat 14 May 2011, 23:55, closed)
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