I was at a party once
when we were talking about who the worst serial killer in history had been. We all generally held different opinions until my friend Nick piped in with "what about that Chinese guy who went around beating people to death with a certain brand of trendy shoe?"

We all fell silent in bafflement and eventually one of us said "I think you made that one up Nick".

"No, no", he said, "I remember reading all about him. The Converse Asian Killer".
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sat 14 May 2011, 20:51, 7 replies)

Get off the internet!
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:16, closed)

i laughed at this
And feel guilty for having done so.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 14 May 2011, 23:36, closed)

ok
that one was actually good
(lib319, Sun 15 May 2011, 12:00, closed)

I have to say I sat there for a second
It is monday morning after all.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 16 May 2011, 1:30, closed)

Argh.
11/10
(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Mon 16 May 2011, 5:52, closed)

Brilliant..
I was working on the 'converse' approach, but you beat me to it - well done you!

*klikk*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:33, closed)

Nicely
I approve
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 17 May 2011, 18:14, closed)