Not swearing, sex or dead relatives
The brewery I used to work at had it's fair share of odd balls. People who didn't know where the sun went at night, who thought WWF was real, people who had never left the country.
One day Pete, who was not so much from the shallow end of the gene pool rather than the footbath of genetics, was having what bordered on the lines of a conversation with another member of the cellar crew.
I can't remember the details of the conversation, but, as usual when Pete was out of his intellectual depths he came from left field with a non sequitur that would stun a cow.
"Pete, you're surreal" was the response to his confusing comment.
"Who's Cyril?" Pete asks, in all honesty.
The conversation died right there.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sun 15 May 2011, 11:57, 1 reply)

Joan Rivers describing Bo Derek
"The woman is so stupid, she saw a sign that said "Wet Floor" so she did! Or a nicer way of putting it from Richard Dawkins "The sort of people that send Christmas cards to 'The Archers' on the radio"
(Mackeson_drinker, Sun 15 May 2011, 16:48, closed)