I think it was maybe Year 3 or 4.
During USSR (unrestricted sustained silent reading - quiet time for the teacher and a good chance to have a snooze for us). I was sitting cross-legged on the mat & as I leaned back sloooooowly dozing off I let rip with a fart that made the windows rattle. Suddenly everyone's laughing and then talking, Mrs. Robertson called me up to her desk and said "If you need to go to the toilet Mr. Fyre you can do so now." I had already done a big poo @ the end of lunch so was in no way in need of a visit to the ablution block.
Conversation Killer - "No, it's alright Mrs. Robertson I already did!"
Walked home alone that arvo.
EDIT: Realized that it sounds like I *did actually* shit my pants (which I have unfortunately done - just not on that particular occasion).
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 May 2011, 5:51, 3 replies)

During a biology lesson
We were all listening intently to Mr. C giving us a lecture on some topic or other, I forget what and suddenly the kid next to me (we were on the front row and he was only about 6 feet away from the teacher ) an idiot who fancied himself as the class clown raised himself up from his stool , bent over across the bench and let out such a vast explosion! I looked at my best friend and we both frowned in disgust, The teacher fell silent, turned bright red, then after a couple of minutes or so he carried on again as if nothing had happened. The only person in the whole class to laugh was the kid who was behind him who pointed his finger at the farter's arse and then giggled like a little girl. This surprised me because he was usually the most serious and studious person in the whole class, who came top in every exam he ever did, in fact he eventually became head boy.
(Mackeson_drinker, Mon 16 May 2011, 7:35, closed)

So, in summary; a child farted, the end.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 16 May 2011, 8:55, closed)

Yes.
Well done for having figured that out. There is $5 @ the front desk for you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 16 May 2011, 9:19, closed)