Conversation Killers
ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
( , Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
( , Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Mong goose reminded me...
Standing in my local one day with my back to the door, I suddenly could smell chinese food.
Sniffing the air in a scooby doo way, I remarked "I can smell chinese", only to turn around and come face to face with Christine, an oriental looking woman.
Oh how everyone else laughed as I blustered "No, no - I meant FOOD! I can smell chinese food!"
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:15, 6 replies)
Standing in my local one day with my back to the door, I suddenly could smell chinese food.
Sniffing the air in a scooby doo way, I remarked "I can smell chinese", only to turn around and come face to face with Christine, an oriental looking woman.
Oh how everyone else laughed as I blustered "No, no - I meant FOOD! I can smell chinese food!"
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:15, 6 replies)
Not worth a story in its own right
but my very first boss did similar, walked up to where I was talking to the Indian guy from IT and said 'Wow, who had curry last night?'.
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:16, closed)
but my very first boss did similar, walked up to where I was talking to the Indian guy from IT and said 'Wow, who had curry last night?'.
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:16, closed)
Could have been worse...
If he was hungry he might have said 'Can you small that? I could murder a Chinese!'
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:19, closed)
If he was hungry he might have said 'Can you small that? I could murder a Chinese!'
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:19, closed)
Don't worry
Blustering about Chinese food probably made it alright
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:22, closed)
Blustering about Chinese food probably made it alright
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:22, closed)
And...
It made a change from me going on about her tits (she's got a cracking pair)
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:32, closed)
It made a change from me going on about her tits (she's got a cracking pair)
( , Wed 18 May 2011, 9:32, closed)
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