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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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I once went to QOTW and pointed out to them that stories are formulaic, and then I pointed out that I had spotted which formulae they were using.
That told them, the fucking, FUCKING CUNTS!

ARRRRGH! FUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:18, 32 replies)
Needless to say, I had the last laugh
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:19, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:23, closed)
NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M BETTER THAN QOTW. I'M BETTER THAN THIS. I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE! WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME?! ARRRRRGGGGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:23, closed)
Ah, you must be from /talk
That explains your innate superiority to the rest of b3ta, being as it is the board with the most productive output
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:25, closed)
Why are you still being a prick emvee? I'd have hoped that you'd have moved on by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:32, closed)
You wan sos wi' yo cheeps?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:37, closed)
chili sos plees matey
an' peeckled egg
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:40, closed)
I have no idea what accent we're doing here
but I hope at least one person is finding it terribly racist and offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:42, closed)
mine was supposed to be Welsh
but it always comes out kind of Pakistani
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:44, closed)
I was doing chinese turkish.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:47, closed)
MMM...
Chinese Turkey
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:49, closed)
Best of all the socialist republics.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:50, closed)
I don't think there are any Welsh Pakistani Chinese Turkish people on b3ta
but is there were, we'd truly have offended them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:50, closed)
d(O_O)b

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:52, closed)
How could you?
*throws curry, kebab & chopsticks in emvee's general direction*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 May 2011, 12:44, closed)
And Cawl for the Welsh.

(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:54, closed)
I wouldn't know about that
I am actually Welsh, see?
Never had cawl in my life, nor cockles with lavabread, whatever the fuck that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:07, closed)
CUNT!

(McChinaman banned, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:48, closed)
Is this like that "I went to the shops and I bought ..." game?
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:23, closed)
I like your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:23, closed)
I like your Mum
and your sister.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:27, closed)
I make you good price for both.
Except my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:30, closed)
We get her for free, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:38, closed)
It's a two-for-one offer this week.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:49, closed)
His mum's nasty blud

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:31, closed)
Touch me, bruv.
Peace out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:33, closed)
I didn't understand 'Attack The Block'
and I don't understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:38, closed)
That's because you're a racist Hitler, you fascist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:47, closed)
No,
I just didn't understand how Dennis The Menace's dog had escaped and bred.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:48, closed)
And we're back to your mum again.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:50, closed)
The circle of life.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:52, closed)
You insensitive bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 18 May 2011, 10:50, closed)

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