I had to go to a training seminar..
..where I would be joined by all the UK representatives of the company I worked for........in Swansea.
My head wasn't particularly in the game as we checked into the hotel en masse. In an economy drive the company got us twin rooms and I was first to check in. They called out my room mate (a stranger) and in the effort to break the ice my first words to him were,

"You'd better be careful mate, I sleep rape"

Surrounded by the horrified expressions of the hotel staff and my peers I wished that perhaps my internal appropriateness filter worked a bit better.

My room mate was a good sport about it and had an uninterrupted nights sleep.
(SlowLoris among the pigeons., Wed 18 May 2011, 9:32, 3 replies)

reminds me vaguely of those posters on the tube
where a girl's wearing a T-shirt that reads "WAKE UP TO RAPE"

I'm not sure what they're advertising, but if they're hiring I might be interested
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 May 2011, 9:43, closed)

its hardly a sausage sarnie and a brew
but its better than waking up alone...
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 10:25, closed)

Uninterrupted
As far as you know! He was probably gripping a knife under the pillow all night long.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:01, closed)