Dorking
I'd bumped into some people who worked for the same company as myself in a pub one summer. Being an international company, it's not unusual. Polite conversation follows with their alpha male and I ask where they're visiting Brighton from. "Dorking" they reply. (i dont know why i said this, and i'd've probably said this about wherever they were from) "Oohh Dorking, all webbed fingers and toes in that place!" All of a sudden every one looks away and everything goes deathly silent. I look to the ground, and through the guys flip flops, i see, to my horror - webbed toes! I drank up and left without saying a word!
(sunray18, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:30, 5 replies)

only retards misuse the reflexive pronoun.
therefore, you are from dorking and i claim myself five pounds.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:48, closed)

You should have continued with
"And you're clearly a prime example, you stupid, bumpkin freak."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:11, closed)

How did the flip-flops stay on?

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:23, closed)

^this^
with tape on
( intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:51, closed)

I did exactly the same once
With a university friend from the Isle of Man shortly after I met him in freshers' week. I was mocking him with Sellafield radiation mutation jokes; he proudly showed me his webbed toes and that shut me up for a while.
( Scrumper, Wed 18 May 2011, 17:10, closed)