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This is a question Tragic Attempts at Being Cool

You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.

This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 10:50)
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I know.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:32, 2 replies)
Your accountant bill payer leaves you on new year's eve.
You hang yourself.

Nobody goes to your funeral.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33, closed)
You die alone
no-one notices for weeks
(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:34, closed)
That's mean.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:36, closed)
That's true, I bet his parents call him at least once a fortnight
"So, after all that money we spent on your education, do you think you might... you know, actually achieve something? At some point? I mean, no rush, son."
(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:40, closed)
Dunno pal, a high flying movie director like you is a pretty high measure of success, I just can't compete!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:45, closed)
I do hope that 'high flying' wasn't a dig at his inability to hire a real plane for his latest blockbuster.

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:54, closed)
No I take it back, his expensive education wasn't a total waste
At the age of 35 he's boasting to anyone that will listen that he's read a Martin Amis book

I bet he didn't even need any help with the big words or anything

Bless
(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:38, closed)
^ last worder

(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:53, closed)
I thought it was OK I'm not that big a fan of Amis
I prefer my books to have a bodycount upwards of a couple of million
(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33, closed)

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