Corporate Idiocy
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Password stupidity.
I'm sure I'm not alone here, but about 5 years ago I decided to start using a password that had 8 characters, one of which is a number. This seemed to satisfy most fussy password requirements, and is to my mind a sensible requirement. It's a pretty random word, and I use the number '1' instead of the letter 'I' in it, so it's easy for me to remember, but absolutely unguessable for anyone else.
I use the same one for pretty much everything.
Apart from a couple;
- Visa verification. It seems at some point I used this password, but then forgot I'd changed it. I had to reset my password, but I got the message 'You can't reuse one you've used before'. So I had to use another one. Which I forget every time, so I have never actually put the correct password in, I have to change it every time. The no repeat rule ensures I now just put random crap in, knowing I'll have forgotten it by the next time.
- London Borough of Richmond upon thames. They have decided the password must also have a capital letter.
- Barclays. Theirs is 5 numbers (I think). I have no idea what mine is, so when I call I just have to do the security questions, which in fact have been the same 3 questions for at least 10 years. DOB, mothers maiden name, and details of a direct debit.
When they ask if I want them to send me a new password (passnumber?), I just tell them not to bother, I won't remember it.
Thing is, these rules are only workable if I write the thing down and carry it with me. How brilliantly secure. Well done people.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:52, 9 replies)
I'm sure I'm not alone here, but about 5 years ago I decided to start using a password that had 8 characters, one of which is a number. This seemed to satisfy most fussy password requirements, and is to my mind a sensible requirement. It's a pretty random word, and I use the number '1' instead of the letter 'I' in it, so it's easy for me to remember, but absolutely unguessable for anyone else.
I use the same one for pretty much everything.
Apart from a couple;
- Visa verification. It seems at some point I used this password, but then forgot I'd changed it. I had to reset my password, but I got the message 'You can't reuse one you've used before'. So I had to use another one. Which I forget every time, so I have never actually put the correct password in, I have to change it every time. The no repeat rule ensures I now just put random crap in, knowing I'll have forgotten it by the next time.
- London Borough of Richmond upon thames. They have decided the password must also have a capital letter.
- Barclays. Theirs is 5 numbers (I think). I have no idea what mine is, so when I call I just have to do the security questions, which in fact have been the same 3 questions for at least 10 years. DOB, mothers maiden name, and details of a direct debit.
When they ask if I want them to send me a new password (passnumber?), I just tell them not to bother, I won't remember it.
Thing is, these rules are only workable if I write the thing down and carry it with me. How brilliantly secure. Well done people.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:52, 9 replies)
Using the same password for every service
is asking for trouble, though. All it requires is a hack against one of the services you use, and someone will potentially have access to everything.
Get them tattooed on an intimate part of your body, to mitigate against theft.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:07, closed)
is asking for trouble, though. All it requires is a hack against one of the services you use, and someone will potentially have access to everything.
Get them tattooed on an intimate part of your body, to mitigate against theft.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:07, closed)
Yeah, I know it's not the best idea
but it's still better than writing it down.
IMHO.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:39, closed)
but it's still better than writing it down.
IMHO.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:39, closed)
I keep my vast password collection
in a txt file, on my PC. I am king of security.
I've also started to reuse passwords, but only on sites where I don't care if they get nicked (stealing my BBC ID will get you into my cnet account - oh no!).
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:45, closed)
in a txt file, on my PC. I am king of security.
I've also started to reuse passwords, but only on sites where I don't care if they get nicked (stealing my BBC ID will get you into my cnet account - oh no!).
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:45, closed)
All well and good, but the
'hard' password wouldn't have been acceptable for any of those I mentioned.
The 'easy' one would work for 2 out of the three though.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:41, closed)
'hard' password wouldn't have been acceptable for any of those I mentioned.
The 'easy' one would work for 2 out of the three though.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:41, closed)
Here's a trick on how to use the same password on everysite but to keep it unique for every site at the same time...
Pick your "root" password.
Pick a spot in the password
Add 3 letters from the site your are accessing to the password.
eg:
password1b3t
password1gma
password1por
etc.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:47, closed)
Pick your "root" password.
Pick a spot in the password
Add 3 letters from the site your are accessing to the password.
eg:
password1b3t
password1gma
password1por
etc.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:47, closed)
That's not a bad idea.
Needs to start with a capital letter, but otherwise it'd probably work quite well.
Good thinking.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:03, closed)
Needs to start with a capital letter, but otherwise it'd probably work quite well.
Good thinking.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:03, closed)
Why don't you try developing some basic memory function you barely function spaz?
You sound like the kind of person that can be relied upon.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:00, closed)
You sound like the kind of person that can be relied upon.
( , Fri 24 Feb 2012, 15:00, closed)
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