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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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I used to work at British Gas
I didnt chose to work there, it was either redundancy or take a call centre job working for Prepay electricity Customer services.

It was horrible, and probably one of the worst jobs ive ever had.

99% of the calls would involve abuse. Either a problem with the 'Leccie' or People wondering why their bill shows a credit, yet once we take a reading, find they are no longer in credit £1000.

The worst part though, was the countless cases where people would turn up at a new property with the meter already running on emergency. Typically families relocating. Who have no electricty. If they rang on a Thursday after say 3pm, the usual next call out to issue a new Key for the meter would be Monday. Imagine moving into a house with newborns. During Winter. Poeple would be on the phone in tears.

Actually - there is a worse part. We had a compulsary upsell motive. If we were found to have not offered Dual fuel (or something similar) 3 times or more, we could face disaplinary action. I saw a few people lose thier jobs over such actions.

Imagine trying to calm a young lady down who is in tears, explaining there would be no gas/Electric for their new home for 6 days (over easter) knowing at the end of the call, asking if they would like their boiler covered? I had to. Dozens of times.

@rseholes.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:05, 3 replies)
That is
kinda mindless.

Mixing up customer support and sales doesn't sound like a very good idea.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:08, closed)
I know.
The Customer Service Dept would make the sale, then transfer through to sales, who would get the comission, and nab the sale.

Leaving me and my team to deal with the complaints.

Horrid Job.
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:22, closed)
I've heard that British gas is some of the most foul, smelly, rank, abhorrently vile types.

(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 23:06, closed)

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