Corporate Idiocy
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Whilst working for an acute trust
(better know as a hospital), I produced some figures to show our performance against the government's target for 4 hour A&E waits. Very well received by the people upstairs (a colourful chart goes a long way).
A couple of months down the line, I had to ask the SHA (Strategic Health Authority, soon to be abolished, if the coalition has their way) for some data relating to 4 hour A&E waits. Lo and behold, I receive a copy of my own report, with my name replaced by someone else's. Oddly enough, it didn't really answer my question.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:09, 7 replies)
(better know as a hospital), I produced some figures to show our performance against the government's target for 4 hour A&E waits. Very well received by the people upstairs (a colourful chart goes a long way).
A couple of months down the line, I had to ask the SHA (Strategic Health Authority, soon to be abolished, if the coalition has their way) for some data relating to 4 hour A&E waits. Lo and behold, I receive a copy of my own report, with my name replaced by someone else's. Oddly enough, it didn't really answer my question.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 20:09, 7 replies)
had a similar thing happen on a process modelling Visio sheet.
The dork put it in a power point document, changed the colors and rerouted it.
I knew, at least.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:50, closed)
The dork put it in a power point document, changed the colors and rerouted it.
I knew, at least.
( , Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:50, closed)
Hah.
On a smaller scale, I developed a spreadsheet years ago on Excel, which somewhat automated a notoriously tedious task that people have to do in the area of work I'm in.
It has been appropriated a few times by people. One time it popped up in a calculation I was looking at with someone from another company. I just casually commented that I was the person that originally developed it.
"No you didn't, it was our IT department that did this"
*click* File, properties, summary,
"Oh, looks like your IT department wrote my name in the 'Author' box, and my firm in the 'company' box. Isn't that a wierd coincidence?".
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:09, closed)
On a smaller scale, I developed a spreadsheet years ago on Excel, which somewhat automated a notoriously tedious task that people have to do in the area of work I'm in.
It has been appropriated a few times by people. One time it popped up in a calculation I was looking at with someone from another company. I just casually commented that I was the person that originally developed it.
"No you didn't, it was our IT department that did this"
*click* File, properties, summary,
"Oh, looks like your IT department wrote my name in the 'Author' box, and my firm in the 'company' box. Isn't that a wierd coincidence?".
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:09, closed)
Ha ha!
pwned! (or whatever it is that the kids are saying nowadays)
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:11, closed)
pwned! (or whatever it is that the kids are saying nowadays)
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:11, closed)
Nice!
I have a complicated Excel workbook to automate something. I've added an extra few lines of code that run, but don't actually do anything useful, apart from I will see them in there if it gets copied.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:34, closed)
I have a complicated Excel workbook to automate something. I've added an extra few lines of code that run, but don't actually do anything useful, apart from I will see them in there if it gets copied.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:34, closed)
I have a website with some obscure technology history on it
I went to several large companies' websites, to check my facts. On two of them - Sony and JVC - I found that their official company history pages had lifted large sections - in one case without changing the wording even slightly - from my website.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:32, closed)
I went to several large companies' websites, to check my facts. On two of them - Sony and JVC - I found that their official company history pages had lifted large sections - in one case without changing the wording even slightly - from my website.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:32, closed)
Not surprised
A mate designs webpages for a charity. In the early days of the Web, his predecessors used to physically print out the pages and the underlying source and put them in a box which would then be posted recorded delivery to the charity archive. Recorded deliveries have the date of posting, and if they're unopened are accepted by the courts as a original copyright. They can be resealed in court and still qualify for further cases.
Apparently, if you submit stuff to Jeffrey Archer's publishers your agent will insist you do this.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:50, closed)
A mate designs webpages for a charity. In the early days of the Web, his predecessors used to physically print out the pages and the underlying source and put them in a box which would then be posted recorded delivery to the charity archive. Recorded deliveries have the date of posting, and if they're unopened are accepted by the courts as a original copyright. They can be resealed in court and still qualify for further cases.
Apparently, if you submit stuff to Jeffrey Archer's publishers your agent will insist you do this.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:50, closed)
Not concerned about copyright
More that any inane dribblings or woeful misunderstandings I might have scrawled while drunk or tripping have become official history since they are on apparently authoritative sources.
Still, I guess that's a pretty good definition of the internet, really...
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:16, closed)
More that any inane dribblings or woeful misunderstandings I might have scrawled while drunk or tripping have become official history since they are on apparently authoritative sources.
Still, I guess that's a pretty good definition of the internet, really...
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:16, closed)
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