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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Truly industrial scale stupidity
I used to work for what was, at one time, the largest manufacturing company in the British Empire. It was a household name which employed over 100,000 people. It invented many products which we take for granted today, and had a huge turnover. Then in the 1990s it decided to transform itself, meaning buy a load of new businesses, in the hope of increasing margins and reducing dependence on the commodity chemical cycle. To do this it sold off its most profitable chemical businesses. However, it failed to integrate the new purchases, and ended up selling most of those as well. Within 10 years of initiating this strategy the company had shrunk to just a couple of divisions, which were purchased by another chemical giant. Today this 'bellweather of the British economy' is just a memory.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:46, 7 replies)
cool story, bro.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:35, closed)
Oh man, this one is right up there with the bloke talking about train tickets.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:26, closed)
What
was it called?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:05, closed)
I'd guess
ICI
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:17, closed)
Ah, OK.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:55, closed)
Yep It's Imperial Chemical Industries

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:18, closed)
ICI what you did there

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 11:30, closed)

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