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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Umm,
just think if every parcel was taken from point A to point B, and what that would mean for couriers. Sure, it works if you have very few parcels, all for delivery within a smallish area. But if you're delivering over a large area then grouping them into delivery rounds makes much more sense. In fact there's an interesting linear-programming exercise you can do to optimize your depot set up. The other problem, of optimizing your delivery routes, is much more complex. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to demonstrate exactly how much more complex it is (10 points)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:46, 2 replies)
I've run the
analysis through my CRAY MPx supercomputer, using advanced heuristic polynomial modeling algorythms, with multidatapoint weighting, and it has come up with the answer:

It is MUCH more complex.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:51, closed)
This seems fair,
but if I were to hire a courier to move a box of stuff between two shops in the same town, I don't really think it'd be an efficient process to have it diverted to a depot in the arse end of nowhere.
Meh, good thing I'm not running a courier service, I suppose.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)
Most small courier companies would go directly
But big organizations like DHL or the Post office are set up to work via Depots.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:16, closed)
To be honest,
most of my knowledge of courier services comes from playing Frontier. All I can really be sure of is: slaves + [forgetting to install life support] = fertiliser
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:36, closed)
We prefer to think of ourselves
as "some-where's arsehole". Thankyou.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42, closed)
My apologies
to the good people of Oz.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:28, closed)

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