2, 1, 3, 4, 5...
I have literally just been told that 'to avoid confusion, please refer to this weeks part of the project as "project" 1 and last weeks part as "project" 2'. When I asked why we didn't refer to the first project as 1 and the second as 2 I was met with looks of bafflement and told that it would be 'too confusing now that we have agreed what to call them'...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 15:43, 5 replies)

Why don't they just call them
'cleaning out behind the french fry machine'

and

'restocking the napkin holders'?
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:00, closed)

Because only my boss is allowed to do those.
I haven't got my 4th star yet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:03, closed)

In my experience
Most bosses can't be trusted with cleaning implements or be trusted not to eat the napkins.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:05, closed)

ah but
smart people know, the napkins taste better than the burgers.
(username failed moderation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:13, closed)

It's going to be fun over the next few weeks
when they realise they're now working on project 0, -1, -2 etc
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:28, closed)