
I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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I went to the IKEA. People from Milton Keynes seem to go to IKEA for a day out. That's my lasting impression of Milton Keynes.
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there's a new bypass that seems to just go straight to IKEA ... Milton Keynes is now just a suburb of a Swedish cheap furniture shop.
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 8:28, closed)

and I don't even live in Milton Keynes!
( , Tue 8 Jul 2014, 10:30, closed)

Light fittings, screws, scatter cushions, and such.
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