I've been a good boy.
The ladies in my life have been much of an age that I've been at the time- technically my first girlfriend would have been jailbait but then again so was I. Mrs Hatred is five months older than me which works nicely I feel.

Earlier this year I was in a lapdancing club with some friends. We were talking amongst ourselves with some of the girls hovering about. I mentioned in passing to a mate, that I hadn't lived in the UK until 1989 when one of the strumpets chimed in "oh that's when I was born."

Oof- that's me getting old. Almost didn't agree to a dance.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:43, 1 reply)

"almost"
*click*
(kitescreech still here, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:22, closed)