ok so here's the deal this week
1. female posts:

i am awfully young but slightly (insert: chubby/ugly/slow) but MY man (who is WELL old enough to be my filthy uncle) is: great in bed/not a nutter/possibly on the register. we are massively happy and i enjoy the constant comments/derision/attention from 'the straights' but hey WHAT EVAH!

2. male posts:

'ere! 'ave a laugh.. my dodgy 'mate' fucked a granny, the dirty caant. I (while not exactly paul gadd) attract young girls like a B&Q half price pony sale, and my cock is fakkin huge. get in my son!

ok, so MM bucks the trend but hey, that's MM and there's not many of them
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:04, 9 replies)

Hey!
MM and myself buck the trend!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:06, closed)

see item 1
*hides*








its A JOKE (before you bloody start woman/girl)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:08, closed)

Bend over,
you naughty boy!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:32, closed)

schwing!

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:34, closed)

WORD.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:07, closed)

to your muvva?
:D
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:09, closed)

aw sweetheart
I get a special mention.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:49, closed)

So I heard...

( gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:43, closed)

Where is he?
We haven't had the Stalkerboy story yet.
(ubergeekian, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:28, closed)