vidal shagsoon
it was my birthday a few weeks ago, and i had dinner/drinks with friends in the evening. so i spent lunchtime in the hairdressers, having the usual work look of "untamed frizz" turned into sleek shiny glossy goodness.

afterwards, i was back at my desk, and was on the phone. mid-telephone hearing, the obscenely hot 21 year old IT guy came in, clocked the hair, and said very loudly to my roommate, accompanied by appropriate thrusting gestures, "fuck me, she's SHAG-G-ABLE today!!"

did i mention he's 21? that's 10 years younger than me. i don't care that he's a bit of a metrosexual and that everyone thinks he's secretly gay, or that i was clearly shaggable for a one day window only...

a hot 21 year old said that. best. birthday. present. ever!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:38, 8 replies)

What delightful colleagues you have

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:45, closed)

is it still cool if the person saying it
sounds like Popeye?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:46, closed)

fuck yes.
frankly, he could have looked like popeye, and it would still have made my day when i was feeling old and saggy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:01, closed)

Then your roommate paid him a fiver and set him up with the hot gay guy from accounting.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:48, closed)

We don't say "shagable" where I'm from.

If it flatters you to hear, I'd like you to know that as a hot(?) 25-year-old you look damn fine to ME. Assuming that's really you in your profile pic, I mean.
(jessemoya, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 7:04, closed)

yes
that flatters too. and it is me. if only the world was permanently black and white and blurry...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 8:53, closed)

what do you mean if only?
is that not how everyone sees it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 9:13, closed)

Not unless
you're taking that moreish crack.

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 10:36, closed)