For a second there I saw a lifetime of therapy stretching ahead of me ...
I like older men, I just always have - but only once have I feared this would end up with me sobbing on Jerry Springer (this was pre Jeremy Kyle). So, let me set the scene:

* wavy lines, taking you back to around 2001 and a fresh-faced, if not entirely naive, 21-year-old Peng*

I know I'm not alone on B3ta in admitting I have a big thing for BDSM ... and back when I was in my early 20s I was becoming acutely aware of the fact.

At that time I met a lovely 41-year-old man. After we'd both thrown a few almost innocent references into the conversation it emerged he was rather experienced. We talked frankly, he offered advice and we exchanged ideas on the pscyhology behind our desires (by this time I was rather well versed in the theory of it all, just hankering after some practical!).

He made it clear he was attracted, but happy to act as a friend and offer guidance, I was increasingly drawn to his quiet confidence, intelligence and charm. So, we arranged to meet up again, just the two of us ...

I'm going to leave out all the filthy details of what followed I'm afraid, but we became a couple over the next few months - his friends impressed by his turning up with someone young enough to be his daughter, mine a little confused, but accepting.

A great time was had by all ..... until one evening we were chatting about family, history etc. It emerged that I was adopted as a baby ... he went quiet, got a strange look about him.

He then told me that he had had a daughter when he was young and (military background) based very near where I was from.

There was probably only about 25 seconds between that point and us establishing, from a few basic facts, that there was no way it was me (over a year out and I was actually born somewhere else). But those 25 seconds of "ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather, ohmygodi'mfuckingmyfather" will haunt me forever.

I think that took the shine off of that particular relationship and it ended pretty soon after - but it did open the door to a perverted wonderland, so no regrets!

Length? It was juuuust right!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 21:36, 5 replies)

Nicely told
But I'd've clicked harder it it was your Dad.

Just because... Well, you know, epic terribleness.
( Cawl, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 22:24, closed)

That is horrifyingly awful
That brief second of fear earned you my clicky finger!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 23:56, closed)

I have written my own ending to this in my mind.

*click*
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 6:40, closed)

let me just be clear here
NOBODY

believes that
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:14, closed)

Why thank you...
No, he definitely WASN'T related to me in any way, and I'm afraid it is 100% true - still, I can laugh about it now. Kinda...
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:34, closed)