
Tell us your stories of age gap shags. No paedo gags please.
Inspired by The Resident Loon
( , Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:55)
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it's funny what you will put up with for the promise of sex.
She was a complete nightmare and they didn't stay together for very long.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, 2 replies)

...when a voice in the back of your head shouts "Eject! Eject! Eject!".
Stupidly, I've been too well mannered not to bail out on the spot.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)

it's a bit rude & hurtful to do a runner (no matter what your mind is screaming at you to do).
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)

But each and every time I've regretted not doing my finest Jesse Owens impersonation.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, closed)

winning the hundred metres and proving Hitler wrong with his master race theory?
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)

Cute redhead girl reveals she's an avid supporter of the Animal Liberation Front.
I didn't abort, and even texted after (you did read the cute redhead part, right?)... She didn't reply :(
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)

there's a qotw in there somewhere too!
slightly different to "things i've done to get laid". heavier on the desperation, maybe.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)
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