so i'm rollin with my sk8tr boi's down the park when this middle aged type lady walks up to me( you know the type, powersuit powershoes powerbun) we're listening to MXPX and its late, but what of it
she's all like "TURN DOWN THAT NOISE" but then i power slide all up in her face and be like 'gimme some sunny d bitch' and she knows whats up, i tell her

"you dont fuck with the skate-punks son its like animal houseup in here"

any way i invite her back to my house she agrees and we were listenen to that new FACTION album i while im totally bustin' 360's and telling my mum to fuck off

then we do it

hifives, nay?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:46, 9 replies)

Talk's thattaway
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 22:07, closed)

it';s how i roll, my beauty

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 2:45, closed)

Fuck off back to...
On second thoughts that was quite funny. Stick around.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:18, closed)

I couldn't help
but laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:43, closed)

Same. There is something in there that made me snigger
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:16, closed)

ditto
actually!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 10:25, closed)

This did it for me:
"then i power slide all up in her face and be like 'gimme some sunny d bitch'"
( MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:00, closed)

I like this.

( Moey, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:33, closed)

Ris?
Is it in English?



;)
*click*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)