WE ALL ARE
We're all dicks because we're cruel, heartless bastards who would laugh at someone who looks like a prepubescent child next to their 27-year old boyfriend. We should have our hands cut off and be banned from the interweb for life.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:19, 2 replies)

I'm not laughing
He's a peedo.
He should be killed.
Like them people what killed babyP.
( Cawl, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:20, closed)

She's all round ASDA
wif the angles now.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21, closed)

ASDA IZ 2 GUD 4 SCUM LIK DAT
dey can go 2 lidl instedd
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:24, closed)

Ha ha!
^ Had me snickering like Muttley!
(ice9, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:57, closed)

If that actually happened to me
I wouldn't laugh. I would kick her in the face and set fire to her mum for having the temerity to appear before me looking like that.

Then I'd laugh. And offer her a cookie.

But she wouldn't be able to eat it because I'd already have kicked her face off because I'm such a DICK!
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:21, closed)

"Kick her face off and set fire to her mum"
I am now giggling like a PEEDO in my office now. What a DICK I must be.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:24, closed)

You're all Dicks!
Except for Al,

He's a pussy
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:29, closed)

I do like
to have my tummy scratched.


And I shit in flowerbeds.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 12:35, closed)

Ah
but do you bring me dead things as well?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 13:12, closed)