Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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I work in a pub, which is sadly the closest to the Council Building in townThis means we get a LOT of council cunts coming in and gettng served. It's funny, because they complain the most. They always drink the cheapest ale, and moan about when the Government raises the price by about two pence.
This one Council Crapstain (CC) drinks a smooth flow bitter. One time, I accidentally didn't let it settle, so the head of the pint was about 1cm over. In order to prevent him from arsing on about it, I asked him to take a small sip so I could top it up. CC takes an entire gulp, so I top it up. Ever since that faithful day, he believes he gets special treatment. Every time he gets a pint, he takes a gulp and demands it be topped up. As the rest of the barstaff can't stand up to anybody with the remotest bit of power, they always complied.
I decided to do something about it. Next time I poured him a pint, he asked me "do you want me to take a sip out of this then?"
I replied "If you want. You can have the whole pint if you want, considering you bought it"
He blew his top. Asked me to speak to the landlord. I explained as he was out, I was left in charge and had the right to refuse service to anyone.
It's fun to see Council Cunts being spoken to like that. They get all flustered, try and say something, spend two minutes or so in silence, then storm out.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 11:49, Reply)
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