Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Bangor Shity CuntcilSecond year of univ, first year in a private house [read: cheaply-gained shit-tip for rent]. As we all know, students are exempt from Council Tax, right?
Notso according to the first letter. We laughed it off, sure, we reasoned, they couldn't be arsed given most of Bangor is students?
The second letter came and my dear friend Al used it for rollups. :) I called politly, and informed them of the situation. And all was well on the hill behind the High Street.
The third letter came. It was big, red and smelt odd. Yes, it smelt. Had it been used for a wankrag then hastily hairblower-dried? A frown and an ignore.
And then came the fourth and the FIFTH 'demands', including mentions of court action. Panic let loose, I was not happy and ran about trying to find numbers to call in order to rage at the forgetful, lazy, shitstain excuses for council filers.
Did I mention our single female housemate went into a panic and hurled a fork at my face amidst the frenzy?
Bastards.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)
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