Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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My overgrown bushIt's funny to see this QOTW as I sent this email last Friday.
Dear Sir,
I live at B3any_towers and I would like to discuss the issue of my back passage which runs from my property to another road. I think something should be done about my back passage, it is currently overgrown with bindweed and nettles and access to my property is restricted. We are currently in the process of moving house and so there will be increased activity up and down my back passage. There is a bramble bush at the end of the passage which is somewhat overgrown, and the nettles are becoming uncomfortable, only the other day my wife complained of developing a nasty rash having successfully forced her way up my back passage.
About 4 years ago you sent me a letter informing me that due to health and safety issues the refuse collection team were no longer going to be able to access my back passage to collect my rubbish. I can understand this, as on a cold and icy morning access to my back passage could be considered as dangerous. However, without the constant traffic that my passage once enjoyed the natural obstruction has become worse.
I am not sure who is responsible for the cleanliness of my passage, but as it is not identified in my deeds, I assume that the responsibility for clear access to my passage is with the council.
On a serious note, I do feel that the vegetation at the end of my passage does pose a safety issue to members of the public, as it can offer a hiding place for undesirables to hide, or carry out other indecent acts. In the past I have found beer cans and drugs paraphernalia at the entrance to my passage.
If the council agrees to clear the growth at the end of my back passage, I would be more than happy to ensure that the rest of my passage is clear.
I hope this email has amused, but there is a serious issue with the overgrown bushes at the end of my passage.
Yours sincerely
B3any_pants
I got the response yesterday informing my that the footway is not their responsibility or that of the County Council, so I will have to do it myself
TWUNTS!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:38, Reply)
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