Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Dump NazisSorry this is long, but Croydon Council are a herd of Cunts.
In Croydon we are all under the evil rule of the Dustbin Malitia, a herd of gobshites that on a weekly basis seem to be able to fuck up the process of moving a black bag, they drag it on the floor until it burns through the bottom and shits garbage all over the pavement, then fuck off leaving it there.
Every 2 weeks the loud brigade turn up, (also known as the Fucks in Trucks)they are paid to take the glass bottles in the green recycle boxes and smash them into the back of a lorry, for 2 hours starting at 7am, while shouting at eachother like twats, they need to shout because they have deafened eachother.
This weekend I took a car load of shit to the dump, where the dump Nazis flock around you like flies to a turd, but not to help, no they are there to bitch about wanting me to seperate the contents of bin bags into different skips, I dumped a 32 inch tv that they watched me carry on my own through the car park, then came over to ask me for the remote control and did it work, I said it worked fine so they could carry it back to the twat hut to find out it didn't.
A woman there had a cardboard box for her pc, they wanted her to scrape the glued in polystyrene out of the box and dump it seperately.
A bloke took a front door into the dump while I was there and these three Dump Nazis told him to take the glass out of it and dump the glass and wood separately, he told them to fuck off.
I have changed my plan, fuck the environment, its all shit, Global Warming my arse, we had HAIL in Croydon in July, how the fuck is that global warming?
I have bought one of those burning dustbins from B&Q and I am gonna burn everything, paper, wood, plastic, everything because its easier than bowing down to the Axis of Evil in the Council.
If the Council read this then it was ME that used to stick bottles of washing up liquid into the fountain, every month, and if you didnt turn it off at night I would STILL be Doing it!
Sorry for the length, but feel the width
(, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 13:52, Reply)
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