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Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"

We agree.

Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?

Or do you work for Hackney Council?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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virgin haven't done it yet
cocksmokers. i stopped my direct debit because they suck my ass and i have been waiting for an explanation and some compensation (i was promised £15 and i want it. that is 3 pints in my local.) for about 3 months. i am stuck with them partly because actually SKY are even worse and partly because my flat is a listed building and i can't have a satellite dish. but they don't know that.

so they cut off my tv, broadband etc. fair enough. i really should pay something.

how difficult do they make it to pay themselves? you can't pay online if you're a previous ntl customer - as i was very happily until bloody beardhead took it over.

so you call their automated system. but that requires a start date. fuck help you if you dare to have an issue date instead. because hsbc, yorkshire bank etc don't have issue dates, do they? wankers.

so then you get the delights of being kept on hold for 30 mins or so listening to really crap music before some guy denying that he is sitting in delhi and claiming to be called nick (despite a time delay on each word and an indian accent you could cut with a butterknife) insults your intelligence by charging an extra £5 for not paying by direct debit.

my subsequent rant could be heard three floors away... i swear to god banks and phone companies and utility companies and councils are literally run by fuckwits and staffed by retards and i would like to burn them all and their bastard families whilst they sleep.

there. i feel better now...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 18:48, Reply)

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