Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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heavy shitI made the mistake of putting the binbag containing the waste from my weekly clean of the rabbit hutch at the top of the litter once. My bin hadn't been emptied for two weeks at this time as apparently binmen can't walk on footpaths.
Tarmac only.
So this time I put it within easy reach for them - at I'm writing this I'm actually reminiscing about when binmen actually came into where you kept your bin in your back yard, going down your drive with a cheery whistle :( - anyway I was off work this day and in the shower when I heard the binmen's lorry.
I jumped out, sprinted into my spare room where I witnessed the binman lift my wheelie bin lid, rummage about a bit, tear open my tied bin bag of rabbit hutch waste and then he walked off.
Incensed I ran downstairs, grabbing a towel and my keys on the way, opened the door and chased after the lorry.
When asked why he didn't empty the bin, the binman said
'That's not my job'
So I get in and phone the council, explain everything and the young lady on the phone reasons: Well, they are not legally allowed to lift anything too heavy.
Too heavy? How heavy can a bag of straw and rabbit crap be?
They came back the next day though and emptied my bin.
(, Wed 1 Aug 2007, 20:18, Reply)
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