Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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i spent90 mins on the phone to and being hung up on by virgin last night from 11pm onwards as i really needed the internet for legal research for court today... turns out when they bill and collect money and write letters about what you owe, they don't include broadband in this. oh no, despite signing up for a complete package, they think you really really want it separately and the hassle of two accounts and two bills. so when you get a "final demand" because cutting off their DD was the only way to get a response, it's not actually "final" at all. no, no, you owe ANOTHER #54 ms swipe... speak to credit control (who are open when you are at work only) and they'll then need 24-48 hours to reconnect you.
and because 99% of the fucking phone monkeys don't speak english, it took 25 mins to establish this. apparently they've been emailing my broadband bill to me. oh yeah? i've never had it. which address?
what's that? you don't have my email address? yes, i know you don't, i've been saying that for the last hour you utter bunch of sweaty ball bag sucking cocklickers.
anyway, the moral of the story is, shout loudly enough and like magic eventually a supervisor will be found to take the payment and to reconnect the service INSTANTLY.
now i just need to sue them for taking the last 5 years off my life.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2007, 9:48,
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