Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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TravelodgeBirmingham
Just off junction 3 of the M5.
Two week stay
The Little chef next door got done over twice, and would only let you in to eat after you showed some id and they unlocked the door.
Petrol station next door was on the fiddle, and kept ringing up what I bought for lunch as random newspapers to skip tax, and completely fucked up my VAT receipts when claiming expenses
The KFC 100 yards up the road was the second most scarey place i have ever been to in my life (First? imagine two metalheads walk into a pub in Bangor full of mean pikey looking townies era 1990, and those two types decide to put Exodus - Fabulous Disaster on the jukebox, 2 mins later the two metalheads flee sharpish!!)
The shower was randomly set ¾ of the way up the wall so I had to crouch to fit underneath it.
EVERYTHING stank of stale fags, even the non-smoking areas.
horrible horrible place.
(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:27, 1 reply)
Exodus on a pub jukebox?Awesome. Best I ever saw was Angel Of Death (Slayer) on a Kerrang compilation album....which we played a bazillion times in an otherwise empty pub in the backstreets of Gravesend whilst getting destroyed for my birthday.
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Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31,
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