Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Wasn't so bad until after I stayed there!!While working in Newcastle got put up in the city center 'Quality Inn'--It wasn't very high quality at all but funky in a sort of retro 1970's Crossroads style...Anyway after us lot stayed there and I imbibed abit too much on Pernod and black on top of a huge chinese meal and about 10 bottles of Newcy Brown ale felt somewhat ill after a trip up in the lift...Spewed all over somebodies door and was then copiously sick in the bath...
Next morning I woke up feeling a bit queasy, then remembered what I had done...Oops... Heard the screams of revulsion when person opposite opened their door to find semi digested chow mein and purple sick on their door..then remembered the bath....Spent the next hour cleaning it up with hotel towels...Problem was how to dispose of sick covered towels?/ Couldn't throw them out of the window or put them in the bin because of possible discovery...So in my evil genius hid them right at the back of one of the draws so as to be out of sight of the cleaner....We checked out, never to return that morning I only wonder who used my room after me and weather they used the chest of draws???
If it was you I am soooo sorry :)
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:50, Reply)
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