Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Ukrainian 4star definitions4 star may mean something else in Ukrainian. Possibly "You can only have hot water on the days that your room doesn't have the use of the bath plug" or "don't venture out of your room on Tuesday night because that's when the fat, sweaty (despite the lack of heating on Tuesdays)toupeed Americans come to the hotel to meet desperately poor pretty Ukrainian women for romantic liaisons leading to a visa, sorry long-term-relationship and those that aren't having their arses screwed off them are wandering in drunken packs tracking down western men in a hormone, vodka and desperation-fuelled frenzy".
I could be wrong.
Oh yes, the corridor lights didn't work on my floor so they took the bulbs from the floor below.
Happy days.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:40, Reply)
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