Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Its a crap hotel now.A few days post Millennium celebration - now having traveled to Lyon with my girlfriend for a few days where she went to University. We had very limited funds and found a small $35/night place. Went out to dinner and had "Salade Lynonnaise" the local specialty made with raw egg - 25 minutes after dinner had to shit so bad I thought I was gonna launch myself into orbit ... quickly walking back to the hotel, whilst squeezing my ass cheeks together, a little made it out ... enough to render my lovely boxer briefs completely useless for future outings. Got the hotel, took a fantasic cathartic loose shit -
and rather tell my girlfriend I shit my pants, I took them off hid them. While she was getting ready in the morning I hid them between the mattress and box spring - for shame. We checked out and found another hotel because we didn't like that one (thank god).
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:14, Reply)
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