Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
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( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Crap Hotels I have stayed in
I've stayed in a few crap hotels, one of the worst was the Hotel Fereniki in Georgoupolis Crete. Take a look at the bed we were supposed to sleep in HERE
The hotel receptionist was incredibly rude to my 79 year old mum, my wife and me. He ranted and raved and looked like he wanted a fight! The cause of his extreme anger? The heinous crime of forgetting our room number when we were still getting over the effects of the red eye special flight out of Gatport Airwick at stupid O'clock!
Another really crap hotel is the Horus in Luxor Egypt. Dirty room, a toilet cistern that kept overflowing until I fixed it. Cups that were not washed properly on the outside - they all had a lip shaped dirty mark, so I began holding the cup with my left hand to avoid the dirty bit! The Horus was quickly renamed "The Whore's Arse" for the duration of our stay!
( , Sat 19 Jan 2008, 19:20, Reply)
I've stayed in a few crap hotels, one of the worst was the Hotel Fereniki in Georgoupolis Crete. Take a look at the bed we were supposed to sleep in HERE
The hotel receptionist was incredibly rude to my 79 year old mum, my wife and me. He ranted and raved and looked like he wanted a fight! The cause of his extreme anger? The heinous crime of forgetting our room number when we were still getting over the effects of the red eye special flight out of Gatport Airwick at stupid O'clock!
Another really crap hotel is the Horus in Luxor Egypt. Dirty room, a toilet cistern that kept overflowing until I fixed it. Cups that were not washed properly on the outside - they all had a lip shaped dirty mark, so I began holding the cup with my left hand to avoid the dirty bit! The Horus was quickly renamed "The Whore's Arse" for the duration of our stay!
( , Sat 19 Jan 2008, 19:20, Reply)
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